Something is Different

I knew I forgot something… call Allison. She's gonna kill me.

So knowing that something was different and I was unable to close the garage, I sat in the car’s driver side in the driveway. Keep in mind that I had no plan on driving. It wasn’t that I was scared in fact the mere thought of driving home didn’t even enter my mind. I never lost conscious. Most stroke suffers lose conscious, waking up (if they do) after sometime and often have a blurring ephemeral return back to reality albeit likely altered. If they are lucky they will recognize someone looking above them with a combination of smiles hidden by their concern. Others wake up attached to tubes, leaders from EKGs, IVs and if they made it this far the unmistakable wafting mixed of scents of hospital smells; rubbing alcohol, stale flowers 24 hours from expiring, hospital food in various states of consumption all combined with the unique various inmates/patients mixed with their own ailment. Imagine that for a moment.

One minute you’re in a Starbuck’s getting your latte on. You ask the barista for a grande. You’re on the phone with a colleague about a deadline which just went sideway. In your mind, working in the background much like a computer, there are a dozen other things to process, consider, choose, decide, procrastinate, plan, worry, and look forward to. You’re processing what your colleague is telling you. You consider talking to your colleague and asking them to call the client to have a meeting. You choose about whether you should get a blueberry muffin at Starbucks or get something on the way to the airport? You decide to refinance the house now because interest rates have gotten pretty low and we should refinance now. You procrastinate getting your driver’s license renewed because who the hell wants to go to the DMV. You plan for a vacation 6 months ago. Where should we go? You worry about whether or not the economy is going to go into a “double-dip?” You look forward to seeing the kids when you get home from your business trip. But at the moment of the stroke, it all stops. But if it was even possible, I digressed more than usual.

While sitting in the car, looking down at my iPhone, and then looking up, I had forgotten why I was there, in my car, in this driveway, of this house, in this state, at this time, of day of this month or year. So even more befuddling to me was why Allison had suddenly been kneeling down in front of me in the driveway of our rental house. I did recognize her and then after a few moments I vaguely remembering something about her talking to me on the phone. It would be accurate to call it a “conversation” because at the time, on the phone I was unable to get past 1-2 words let alone a coherent thought, feeling, expression or an explanation. Later I would understand that Allison guessed on where I was at the time of the stroke. Allison had to guess where I was and which way she drove to find me. She had no idea if I went to the rental, if I was driving, had I stopped on the road side? Did I drive off into a ditch? While the kids were blissfully ignorant and asleep while what was occurring Allison jumped in her car a started to drive following instinct and instantaneously calculating where I might have been and the route I might have taken. She was right.

She was wearing blue pilled sweats, Ugg boot knock-offs and a face that combined urgency with incredible calm। And so here I was. I had no pain. But I did have this sense that my peripheral site was not blurry but was not considered in my mind. Ambient sounds were all muted. Allison pulled into the driveway and kneeled upon an icy driveway and looked straight in my eyes.

Allison: “Are you ok?”
Me: “I’m…”
Allison: “Did someone hurt you?”
Me: “Something…” “I…”

And this is when I started to understand that something was beyond a “normal” experience. I understood most of her questions. And I thought I understood the answers to her questions. At most I could get one word out of my mouth. And often nothing came out of my mouth at all. I knew Allison was calling 911 and this was the first time that more than one word in a row came out of my mouth.

“Something is different.” Not ‘wrong,’ ‘different.’ “Something is different.”

Allison called it in and gave my location and condition. ‘Condition’ for Allison would observe me as confused, not speaking, and I’m sure she was a little scared but….calm. ‘Condition’ for me was ‘different.’ I wasn’t scared. I wasn’t in pain. There was no past or future there was only that moment. And nothing else mattered in my mind. I was calm, and experienced a tranquility that I wish I could bottle. The tranquility remained even though an ambulance and police officers arrived with brilliant red, white and blue brilliant flashing lights along with a small platoon of EMTs and police officers. And despite all the brilliance of lights, strangers, the parade of neighbors pouring out of their front homes and moving closer, I only saw and heard was Allison. At least for the moment that was all I had.

How long would this tranquility maintain? You’ll find out soon…...

The Return

February 6, 2008
5:49 PM

I suppose it was a little selfish of me. If it is any consolation the self-imposed guilt has been consistent if not great. Two years ago I began this blog as a means to keep friends and family posted on my progress through a personal trial; open heart surgery. What I did not anticipate is that both the daily writing I did and the regular feedback I got would be a salve equal to, if not better than all of the drugs, tests, incisions and sutures that would soon follow. And so you were with me along the way; and for what? So that I could abruptly stop writing with no warning, reason or sign-off? The last post from Anonymous was: “You still kickin’?” What a jerk I was.

At the risk of sounding as if I am diverting blame, I believe some of it came from one of my college writing professors. And seeing a pattern amongst some of the writers we had been studying, Hemingway, and Faulkner among them, it seemed as if the only way to write anything worth writing was to have a life no one would want. And by that I mean life experiences no one would want. And Dr. Ginsberg concurred believing that it was not possible to be a quality writer without having a trying life. So I faked it in college writing ‘fiction’. It was not until the late summer of 2005 did I finally have something worth writing about….my mortality. So I did and then I stopped. I stopped because I was out of the woods and I thought, “Who cares about what I write now? I had readers for the same reason that people watch NASCAR or reality TV. For the crashes, for the public humiliation, for the drama. No one admitted it, but the story would not have been nearly as interesting if I were going in for an appendectomy.

But something for me changed when I read a book recently. It is titled Sick Girl written, I think, by Amy Silverstein. So the jacket cover goes something like this:

A vibrant young woman entering the prime of her life discovers that she has cardiomypathy sp? (a dying heart, suffocating from the inside out one A-Fib attack at a time). At the same time she meets the love of her life; a reason to keep fighting. The only thing that will save her physical life is a heart transplant that she eventually gets. But rather than be grateful for the second chance at life she is angry at the doctors, the anti-rejection medication that makes her vomit and the never ending tests she must undergo throughout her life. Is the pain and inconvenience worth it?

I bought the book because I wanted to read about what she went through, which I will say with unmitigated reservation, is absolute Hell. Her story makes my ordeal sound like a teeth cleaning (just the polishing part). And so here is a woman who had plenty of misery and plenty of reason and fodder to write and while it was decent, she is no Hemingway or Faulkner (sorry, Amy). And so I will try a different philosophy. I will write for writing’s sake. And I will share what I observe, and see and feel. And I don’t plan on shooting myself or becoming an alcoholic or even having another heart surgery. I plan on living a boring life while still being a decent writer. OK, I’ve gotta run. I think I have to take the trash out.

~Joe